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Chuck Norris Facts - www.chucknorrisfacts.com

by Jason Bean on January 14th, 2008

I know this has been popular for awhile now but I just heard about it recently on one of the podcasts I subscribe to, I think it may have been TWiT.

If you’re a Chuck Norris fan, or know someone that is, this site is pretty stinkin’ funny. The different “facts” they have about Chuck are really entertaining. Some of my favorites appear to be Mr. Norris’ favorites as well:

Here’s a smattering of some of the facts about Chuck Norris:

• Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There’s plenty more where those came from and if you don’t like it….well, you’ll just have to take that up with Chuck.

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