Even Google Is Afraid of Chuck Norris
Google isn’t the most powerful player in town. They’re afraid of someone. They have to look over their shoulder. But who is it? Microsoft? Nope! Yahoo! Nope. The government? No again.
It’s Chuck Norris! They don’t even search for him anymore because they know he’s always there anyway, right behind them. Always waiting. Always watching.
Don’t believe me? Just enter “find Chuck Norris” in Google and select “I’m Feeling Lucky”
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6 opinions for Even Google Is Afraid of Chuck Norris
Denise Layman
Mar 31, 2008 at 11:25 am
oh dear…
tallfreak
Mar 31, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Oh man! Google took that page down from the top spot.
Nicolle
Mar 31, 2008 at 4:24 pm
That is just weird! Who made that webpage? It says it has no affiliates with Google so how’d they do it? Funny though - Run, before he finds you
Ryan
Apr 2, 2008 at 10:07 pm
You need to “fix” this so it’s right after you hit “I’m feeling lucky”. It would be SO much better!!!
later dude!
crebo
Aug 12, 2008 at 2:44 pm
This is so true. I believe it.
crebo
Aug 12, 2008 at 2:44 pm
This is so true. Chuck Norrise could kick anyones butt.
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