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The Dialectizer

by Wendy on February 27th, 2006

Try out the Dialectizer, a page that takes text or other web pages and instantly creates parodies of them”. For instance, Whitman’s “O Captain, My Captain”:

“O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.”

is now this (in Redneck):

“O CAPTAIN! Fry mah hide! mah Cappain! Fry mah hide! our fearful trip is done; Th’ ship has weather’d ev’ry rack, th’ prize we sought is won;
Th’ po’t is near, th’ bells ah hear, th’ varmints all exultin’,
While foller eyes th’ steady keel, th’ vessel grim an’ darin’:
But O heart! Fry mah hide! heart! Fry mah hide! heart! Fry mah hide!
O th’ bleedin’ drops of red,
Whar on th’ deck mah Cappain lies,
Fallen cold an’ daid.”

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