Things I Learn from my Patients - Student Doctor Network Forums
I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in a long time - check out the Student Doctor Network Forums. Here’s a snippet or two:
“Tonight I learned yet another helpful life lesson from one of my patients. If you’re on the street corner selling coke and you see the cops coming to bust you don’t eat all your coke. Having been taught this valuable lesson I will now know better than to do this and wind up going to the ER in handcuffs, seizing uncontrollably, aspirating my vomit and doing all of this with a white powder moustache looking like and ad for “Got Coke?”
“Well another professor of life came through last night and bestowed some wisdom on me which I’ll share. No matter how annoyed you are at being incarcerated dont slash open your scrotum and shove razor blades up your urethra. Now I know, who among us hasn’t thought wistfully of doing that but it turns out that it’s not a good idea.”
“Latex paint, despite being thick and creamy, does not coat your stomach and provide the same relief as pepto bismol.”
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